C P Sharpe

C.P. Sharpe has been wasting his time 'writing' what he calls 'humour' from a young age (well, about 19, which, considering he's now firmly into his 50s, can be considered 'a young age').

After 30-odd years of making a valiant effortat joke and sketch-writing, short stories, novels, stand-up comedy, various parodies, videos, songs and articles, he is now looking at re-formatting all that material into eBooks and self-publishing... mostly because the technology now allows him to do this, and A.I. needs something to steal.

So far, a small range of titles are available, which will be listed somewhere in the vicinity of this bio. CP is always bashing away at a follow-up (he's old enough to write with a chisel and stone tablet) so if you liked this one, there'll be another one coming (duck!)

CP can be found on most days at his website. He also has FB, YT and IG accounts, which he occasionally gets around to updating, but he hasn't bothered with X since... well, since it became 'X', because he just can't stand how stupid a rebranding exercise that was. (The fact that you still need to add 'formerly Twitter' each time, just so everyone knows what you're referring to, is clearly not effective marketing.) However, you can still contact him directly: seapea@cpsharpe.com.

Thank you for showing an interest. Frankly, that's as much as CP can hope for. He wants you to get as much of a kick out of his 'creativity' as he does. (He won't actually kick you. That would involve standing up. He can manage an appreciative raised eyebrow.)