Corduroy Stonecrop

First and foremost, I am a person. I'm not sure if you consider Corduroy a masculine or feminine name, and I guess it really doesn't matter which I am, which means you can picture in your mind a man, a woman, a combination of the two, or, if you rally want to picture something that will make me happy, a marmot. I love marmots. So forget what I said in the first sentence. Let's just say I am an amorphous mass that can take on the shape of whatever you wish. So make me something cool in your mind-a unicorn with a pencil for a horn, a cloud who cries candy tears, a marmot. Remember, I love marmots. I am Corduroy Stonecrop, and I am nothing else.