G Michael MerlinThe author lives in Georgia, where he has remained married and unmurdered by his wife of 30 years while successfully launching five children into the world. An English major and former professional athlete, he likes to cook, drink good bourbon, read,and pass on his hard-earned wisdom to generations to come. If you enjoyed this book, look for his next gem, Soccer Moms, Baseball Dads, and Other Assorted Psychopaths: A Playbook for Youth Sports. Read More Read Less