Gloria SquitiroIt's her calling to make every husband on earth feel grateful they're not married to her. Gloria Squitiro is the birth mother of Tara and Andrew, and the cosmic mother of Alex, Nick, Pipo and Anna. She has been married to her husband, Mark Funkhouser("Funk") for over 40 years. Squitiro has an INFJ personality (introverted, intuitive, feeling, judging): An advocate and dreamer who takes concrete steps to realize goals and make a lasting, positive impact. Helping others is her purpose, but not through charity work. Her passion is to get to the heart of issues so people need not be rescued at all. In 2006, Gloria became Funk's campaign manager by default. She has the rare distinction of being the only First Lady in America to have a City Council legally ban her from the Kansas City, MO City Hall office where her husband was mayor. Good Morning America, Fox and Friends, NPR, The Wall Street Journal, NY Times, USA Today, The Washington Post-even Great Britain's left-wing The Guardian and America's right-wing Rush Limbaugh-did stories about her. They can throw her out, but they can't shut her up! Squitiro has a bachelor's in psychology and is published in Harper's Magazine. Her memoir, May Cause Drowsiness and Blurred Vision: The Side Effects of Bravery, is the first in her three-book C'mon Funk series. She lives in Washington, DC with Funk, surrounded by some of their flock. Read More Read Less