Horse McDermottHorse McDermott, McD. has been called "a key figure in the international scene" by former Phoenix mayor Leland LePlume, "a harbinger of our inevitable future" by cellist Odious Chauncey, and an "eligible datum" by researcher Lex Conical. His new years resolution is to stop being described as "nasty" in police reports. Horse is listed among the recipients of the Mucinex brand newsletter. He hopes to pull off a necklace someday. Horse's personal boycotts are singlehandedly changing the landscape of American consumer goods. He constantly finds himself in situations. Horse is looking for pest control recommendations to deal with a nest of crabs in his crawlspace. He made varsity on his high school tennis team but never won a match. Horse is a Sagittarius, a Dadaist, a reluctant Democratic voter, a total Chandler, a recovering chocoholic, a solid seven in the looks department but barely a five on the enneagram, and a man of his word. Read More Read Less