J Bartholomew HivemindJ. Bartholomew Hivemind is a deeply mysterious pseudonym. Electrodes were once attached to his or her brain, but not on purpose. With an intellect spanning multiple time zones, only three facts are known about the author: They built their own house wth their bare hands. They can speak fluent Swedish. Their fashion choices always clash in some way. The 'J.' at the beginning of their name doesn't stand for anything in particular. Read More Read Less