Jake SwanJake Swan is a writer, physician, occasional fisherman and all around dumbass. He is of the unpopular opinion that margarine is superior in both flavour and texture when compared to natural butter. Recently, he gave up eating beef jerky from gas statons after checking his blood pressure. He describes the reading as "Stratospheric," and considers himself fortunate in that neither of his eyeballs actually exploded like eggs in a microwave. While watching the news one evening, Jake saw a story about a protest autonomous zone. In the footage, the protestors were spreading roughly one inch of topsoil on an asphalt parking lot next to a sign reading "Autonomous Zone Community Garden," and therefore he wrote this book. Jake lives in New Brunswick with his wife, Chrissy, their son, Jack, and Stella, their rescue mutt from South America, who's biography would be undoubtedly much more interesting than this one, which Jake, coincidentally, wrote in the third person. He isn't sure how he feels about it. Read More Read Less