Jayden And Sasha

THE (MOSTLY TRUE) BIOGRAPHY OF JAYDEN & SASHA
As told by themselves, a squirrel, and some librarians who should've known better.

INTRO BY JAYDEN (Labrador, Editor, Big Sister):
This bio is 72 fact, 28% "Sasha's version," and entirely too sparkly. Some rock chapters are missing-Sasha ate them.

SASHA INTERRUPTS:
EXCUSE YOU. Those rocks were DELICIOUS.

ACCOLADES (Mostly Claimed by Sasha)

���� Most Dramatic Sigh When Dinner Is Late
(Sasha ate the trophy.)

���� 47-Time Nominee: "Most Creative Use of 'Drop It'"
(She says it was archaeology.)

���� Lifetime Blanket Fort Engineers
(Six rooms. Moat. Sock-related citations pending.)

REVIEWS FROM THEIR WORLD

���� "Their digging? Revolutionary."
- Old Barkley, Tree

���� "This book distracted me. Now my bees are gone."
- Buzzwell, Ex-Beekeeper

���� "Fined for adorableness. Also, flower damage."
- Officer Waggles, K-9 Unit

���� "I didn't ghostwrite this. Probably."
- Trixel, Squirrel Spy

���� "They ruined my roses. Again."
- Mrs. Henderson, Florist