Jayson FordJ. A. Ford went to school for a long time and managed to obtain a number of meaningless degrees and certificates of participation. Mr. Ford wears shoes when he is writing books. They are always shoes that have laces because he has an irrational fear f loafers, especially those with little tassels on them. He sleeps wearing a homemade tinfoil skullcap so that he is protected from twisted dreams and disturbing nightmares. Read More Read Less