Liz AltermanLiz Alterman is the author of The Perfect Neighborhood, He'll Be Waiting, and Sad Sacked. Her work has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, McSweeney's, and other outlets. She lives in ew Jersey with her husband and three sons where she spends most days microwaving the same cup of coffee and looking up synonyms. When Liz isn't writing, she's reading. Read More Read Less