M J FeatherstonBefore belly-flopping into the deep end of the writing pool, MJ spent several excruciating decades in the business world. Plus, a few moments of personal joy as a lecturer at Montreal's McGill University. But now, free from politically correct corporte-speak and the obligation to wear pants, he writes short stories and fictional novels from his home in Canada. Born in Rugby, England, MJ was snatched from the crib and quickly immersed in all facets of British humour. He spent his childhood looking for the meaning of life through a lens dominated by Pythons and Galactic Hitchhikers. So, it should be no surprise that, as a grown man, his global perspective remains a tad bent. Unable to skate, MJ was considered an outcast in Canada and summarily banished to the small village of Elora, Ontario, where he was outnumbered by cows. As such, he has embraced a dietary policy of 'no red meat' to pacify the more militant bovines in the neighbourhood. His hobbies include Amateur Radiology, Ardvarkian Philosophy and collecting pottery-based weapons.MJ is a citizen of both the U.K. and Canada and plans to leave everything to his Great-grandfather. Read More Read Less