Matthew Caley

Bio from Ten Poets Charm the Pants Off Ten Historical Figures, in the style of a dating app profile:

Hello! I'm a feisty 64 years-old - [but as a poet's 'birth-date' is calculated from when they wrote their first fully-realised poem, actualy about 25] - obsessed with Mina Loy and Doc Halliday and love nothing better than a Situationist dérive in Penge for two. I'm happily married with two grown-up daughters, so am looking for an eidolon 'on-the-side'. As an eidolon you would preferably channel the energies of Julia Kristeva and Claudia Cardinale, only appear in the afternoon, and take strong coffee. I know you're out there. Make a move!