Michael LyonsMICHAEL LYONS attended Staunton Military Academy where he played with automatic weapons before attending Rutgers University and Wayland Baptist University. He is a Former National Sales & Marketing Manager for several fortune 500 consumer market compnies. While employed by these corporations, he utilized his executive position to provide himself anonymity from being suspected of various corporate pranks. After breaking several helmets while playing NCAA football, Michael's concerns are brain damage and the statute of limitation regarding activities indirectly suggested in Buzz Ville. Michael also worked as a bouncer/personal body guard and holds the record somewhere for wrecking company cars. Michael has a love affair with the ocean and is turned off by souls caught in a self-created loop. His only request of his readers is that they try not to enjoy their favorite beverage while reading Buzz Ville, because you'll only find it shooting out your nose as they become entrapped in their purely ludicrous and uniquely hilarious adventures. Read More Read Less