PhishstonesPhishStones (aka David Salmon)
Author. Survivor. Loudmouth with a pen.
PhishStones doesn't write books so much as he sets them on fire and hands you the ashes.
Known for his raw, R-rated, laugh-out-loud occasionally uncomfortable truth-telling, PhishStones writes for people who've lived-and aren't interested in polite bullshit anymore. His work blends dark humor, redemption, outdoor grit, boomer wisdom, and the kind of honesty that only comes from screwing things up, owning it, and walking forward anyway.
About the Author
Born with a questioning mind and a refusal to shut up, PhishStones (David Salmon) has spent decades navigating life the hard way-through addiction, recovery, family chaos, personal reinvention, and the long road of healing. His stories pull heavily from real experiences: Adirondack backwoods, Airstream living, broken systems, second chances, and the constant battle between who you were and who you're trying to become.
He writes the way people actually think-sarcastic, reflective, funny as hell, and unfiltered. If you're offended by swear words, raw honesty, or uncomfortable truths, his books probably aren't for you.
If you've ever laughed through pain, rebuilt yourself after 50, or found peace sitting alone by a lake wondering how the hell you got here-welcome home.
Writing Style
✔ R-rated ✔ Boomer-brutal honesty ✔ Dark humor ✔ Redemption arcs ✔ Zero fake inspiration ✔ Real life, real scars
Why He Writes
PhishStones writes because silence kills people.
He writes for survivors, late bloomers, screw-ups, fighters, and anyone who woke up one day and realized they weren't done yet.
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PhishStones Books
Still here. Still swinging. Still telling the truth.
(c) PhishStones aka David Salmon
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