S David AcuffABOUT THE AUTHORS. David Acuff is a Hollywood insider, standup comic, piano recital survivor, divorced tik-tokker, father of three Jedi Princesses and self-diagnosed child prodigy.He grew up all over the East Coast and parts of Taiwan as an Air Forcebrat. His outsider's perspective allowed him to view all of those different lives and delicious stories and how they intersected and collided with often unexpected results.Sundance, Cannes, Tribeca... these are just a few of the film festivals his shorts and feature films have not been accepted. Jerks.He enjoys voice-acting for audiobooks as well as animated shows. He also enjoys breakfast for dinner and cheeseburgers for breakfast. His life-motto is very simple: "What doesn't kill you makes you funnier!" Read More Read Less