Bachelor in the Boondocks (Paperback) | Released: 06 Oct 2017

Jared Sherman has been coerced into spending six months of his life in the small Missouri town of Green River. His uncle wants to merge their businesses, but before the older man will talk business, he's made it a pre-condition of the agreement that his nephew move to Green River. Jared, a big city sophisticate, is having trouble wrapping his mind around country living. He feels as if he's traded in his life in the fast line for a sojourn straight out of a rerun of the "Andy Griffith" show. Except, Jared doesn't remember an episode that had Sheriff Andy standing in the buff with only a flimsy pair of frilly curtains preserving what's left of his dignity while being surrounded by the broken glass of his bedroom window. Cue Amelia Greene. "Call 911, and I'll break your arm." She can understand him not wanting anyone else to see him in this bizarre situation, but his tone is unacceptable. Being the good neighbor that she is, and because it was her younger brother whose baseball smashed through Jared's window, Amelia helps Jared free himself from the shards of glass essentially holding him hostage. Jared Sherman is a man who's counting the hours until he can escape the confines of country living. Another countdown is underway, however. He's counting down the next time he can steal another sweet kiss from a woman who's so devious he can't figure out how she manages to be so darned seductive. Maybe by wearing her flaming hair in a bun, going about in long-sleeve blouses, and forgoing expensive perfumes, she's discovered a sure-fired way to entice even the most dyed-in-the-wool bachelor. Who would have ever thought the natural look could inflame a man's desires? Good grief, she was literally the girl next door. But, he was a man who had no intention of living in the boondocks, minus the docks.
About the Author: River Ames spent the first eighteen years of her life in Southern California. Below is a partial list of some of the cities in which she lived: PasadenaSouth PasadenaDuarteEl MonteLa PuenteLomita West Covina PacificaSanta MonicaPalm DaleArcadiaHacienda Heights In some of those cities, she lived at six different addresses. In the city of La Puente, River's family lived in four different houses on the same street. The non-glamorous reason for all the moves was habitual eviction necessitated by non-payment of rent. It was an interesting way to grow up. River attended twenty-six different elementary schools, two different junior high schools and four different high schools. In one elementary school, she was a student for only three days. Perhaps, because she was so frequently identified as the "new girl," the pattern of River being an observer instead of a participant in the interactions going on around her seemed a logical fit for her personality. When she was thirteen, River read "Gone with the Wind." She skipped three days of school in order to finish the book in one sitting. Disappointed in Rhett for "not giving a damn," River wrote her own sequel-in long hand, on three-hole punch, notebook paper. The opening line? "Tomorrow dawned bright and fair." In less than fifty pages, Scarlett had been transformed into Jane Eyre and Rhett had fallen in love with her all over again. After Southern California, River has spent the next part of her life living in the semi-rural town of Idaho Falls, Idaho. She is a graduate of Idaho State University, majoring in Health Education Sciences and Addiction Counseling. She's worked the past ten years at a Behavioral Health Center where she assisted children, teenagers, and adults committed in a 24/7 secured facility because of mental health challenges they are experiencing. Available Now: "To Each His Own,""Detour to Paradise," "Bachelor in the Boondocks""Every Good Deed" River's books celebrate the good-natured humor that lays at the core of most of our human predicaments. The conflicts are significant, yet it is her characters and their quirky (yet somehow universally relatable) thoughts, words, and choices that reflect a light-hearted peek into a world we wish was real. The amazing thing is that these worlds are real to readers for the time they visit there. Readers have said: "In a River Ames book, one minute I'm laughing out loud, and the next I have a lump in my throat."