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The purpose of this compilation of short stories, vignettes, and poems is to turn a few smiles right side up. You'll run into spiders, ghosts and even the little "Fly on the Wall". It's all in fun and for everyone's reading pleasure. If you have your boots on, jump right in. Every chapter here is a stand-alone piece or storytelling poem (as I call them). Some could be read right at bedtime; or any time of the day or night. You may know someone who could benefit from a lift in their spirit or their step.: -} The following is an excerpt from one of my stories here: Chapter 3: Little Red Spider Today I shall complete my masterpiece. I found the perfect place for it. Won't all of my friends envy me? My father was a master weaver and some of the webs he created were featured in the Who's Who Almanac of Spiders. I learned most of my spinning skills from him. He was so very patient, as he drew and pulled at each line of intricate design. The key was always in the tension. Dad used to say, "Loose will cook your goose, tight is always right." My father's book, Walking the Fine Line, sold over a million copies. Every spider household had at least one copy of his instruction manual. I'm fortunate to have had him as a parent. Most of my friends came over to my place to listen to the stories Dad would spin as he wove a new string into the web. Venturing deeper into my book you will find another interesting Chapter. Chapter 5: The Proof is in the Omelet So many sayings and old wives tales and we get all confused. The controversy could easily be solved, if only we would stop to think. Which came first: The Chicken or.... Stop right there! The chicken, if we remember, ran and screamed how the sky was falling, so afraid and probably pulling his feathers out, all at the same time. As a Native American Storyteller, I've been told it is in my blood, but it could also have been something in the water too. Where eagles fly, Don (Greywolf) Ford Storyteller and Editor
About the Author: DON FORD; AKA dgford, grassroots08, greywolf Favorite Quote: "the best writing is rewriting" - E.B. White Sometimes he is up typing or writing into the wee hours, until his fingers fall off. Now you know he writes fiction, but he also writes in every other genre. Poetry is a specialty of his and he likes to experiment. Storytelling is his keynote and he's paid very well; Sharing at retirement homes, schools, clubs, and churches. He has a strong faith in his Creator and knows that we are all stewards of this worlds' environmental resources. What Do You Write? Poetry, Fiction, Non Fiction, Children's, Play-writing, Other How Many Years Have You Been Writing? It all began at age 15, so quite a while. Favorite Books and Authors E. B. White (For the kid in me) Western authors too numerous to list (For the Cowboy in me) Robert Louis Stevenson, Frost and a host of others (For the Poet in me) Hitchcock and H.G. Wells (Figure this one out yourself)


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781482745788
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 124
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 190 gr
  • ISBN-10: 148274578X
  • Publisher Date: 29 Mar 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 7 mm
  • Width: 152 mm

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