How does a man lacking pants cope in the crocodile-infested rivers of the Amazon? Or bullfighting in Barcelona? Or trekking in the icy Alps? While many a public figure is prone to the occasional wardrobe malfunction, nobody pulls it off quite like Roger. While impeccably-dressed from head to navel, Roger seems to show scant regard for the conventions of polite society--or even basic self-awareness--from the waist down. As his astonishing wanderlust takes him all over the world by train, plane, and cruise ship, Roger demonstrates once and for all that there are no flies on him, be they zip or buttoned.